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thedailydoodles:

"Lost at Sea With a Cooler Full of Blackmarket Human Organs”(Version 2)
Amit kicked and punched to get off the sinking shipAs it sunk into the ocean, ending quickly his tripHe grabbed his cooler full of organs that he smuggled aboardAnd floated off all alone, the drowning people ignored.
If he can’t sell these organs, he’ll be totally brokeHe’d have to live homeless on the street, his life a cruel joke.It’s been several days, and there’s been no sign of landBut if a ship comes to his rescue, would they understand?
Because if he’s not found soon, he’ll die lost at seaAnd that wouldn’t be fun (most indubitably)But if caught with the organs, he’ll be arrested right awaySo is it even worth it to live another day?
At the very least, he’ll get yelled at a lot.And being yelled at is the worst, so he’d rather not.He racks his brain for schemes to avoid getting caughtBut each scenario ends with him arrested, and eventually being shot.
He just wants to sell these organs that he rightfully stoleIt’s been his dream since childhood; his one lifelong goal!Just had to find an unscrupulous rich man who needs a new heartIt should have been so easy, but it’s gone wrong from the start.
Now it’s either death and/or jail, and both seem like a curseAnd no matter how much he dwells, he can’t decide which is worse.
(Starring my friend, the amazing Amit!)
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thedailydoodles:

"Lost at Sea With a Cooler Full of Blackmarket Human Organs”
(Version 2)

Amit kicked and punched to get off the sinking ship
As it sunk into the ocean, ending quickly his trip
He grabbed his cooler full of organs that he smuggled aboard
And floated off all alone, the drowning people ignored.

If he can’t sell these organs, he’ll be totally broke
He’d have to live homeless on the street, his life a cruel joke.
It’s been several days, and there’s been no sign of land
But if a ship comes to his rescue, would they understand?

Because if he’s not found soon, he’ll die lost at sea
And that wouldn’t be fun (most indubitably)
But if caught with the organs, he’ll be arrested right away
So is it even worth it to live another day?

At the very least, he’ll get yelled at a lot.
And being yelled at is the worst, so he’d rather not.
He racks his brain for schemes to avoid getting caught
But each scenario ends with him arrested, and eventually being shot.

He just wants to sell these organs that he rightfully stole
It’s been his dream since childhood; his one lifelong goal!
Just had to find an unscrupulous rich man who needs a new heart
It should have been so easy, but it’s gone wrong from the start.

Now it’s either death and/or jail, and both seem like a curse
And no matter how much he dwells, he can’t decide which is worse.

(Starring my friend, the amazing Amit!)

Wanna appear in your very own Daily Doodle?  CLICK HERE!
FAQ  TWITTER  FACEBOOK
  SOCIETY6

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yodacakesgonewrong:

This looks like a design proposal for Yoda bedding in cake form

yodacakesgonewrong:

This looks like a design proposal for Yoda bedding in cake form

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Template Of A Sleeping City, Yvonne Lacet.

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Template Of A Sleeping City, Yvonne Lacet.

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"Everyone is a genius, but if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will spend its whole life believing it is stupid."

— Albert Einstein (via lemonwanderlust)

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geolovesmyhugs:

My Brother’s Friend’s Halloween Costume as “50 Shades of Grey”

geolovesmyhugs:

My Brother’s Friend’s Halloween Costume as “50 Shades of Grey”

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